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She told me over dinner to forget her and get on with my life
and I tried
but my lover left me limping and in desperate need of a wife
so I put on my leads and I locked the door
left behind a world I didn’t love no more
closed my eyes
and put on a virtual smile

I met my waifu at a quarter to four
on the message board that we’d used before
said “teach me sweetheart, tell me: what’s on your mind?”
“well, you got my heart
and my tentacles too
but I would love you more if you was less like you
so lose those blue jeans and put on a vertical smile”

So I guess I’ll have to quit her or consider going under the knife
and I might
because my japanese cartoon girlfriend fills the holes in my life
oh, my japanese cartoon girlfriend fills all the holes in my life

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from Millennial Blues, released November 7, 2015

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The Gentlemen's Anti-Temperance League Minneapolis, Minnesota

A string quartet playing swing and gypsy jazz influenced pop songs. Coming soon to a bar near you.

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